His ájs ár es grýýýn

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret je nejlepší a nejvtipnější kniha! Naposledy jsem jí četla už hodně hodně dávno, až se sama za sebe stydím, ale za to může to plazstvo. Nejvíc nejlepší je tenhle kousek, zvlášť v podání britskýho herce Jima Dalea.
Bravo, bravisimo!
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Lockhart's idea of a Valentine's Day treat was to send his "friendly, card-carrying cupids" roving about the school all day on Valentine's Day delivering cards and singing love messages to various students (CS13). One of the nasty-tempered dwarves tackled Harry in the hall and sat on his legs to sing him this song.

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.